so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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