it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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