My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm both gender and math confused
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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