I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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