Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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