alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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