I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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