Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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