his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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