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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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