At least make sure they are 18
Why
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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