im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
it glows. i had to have it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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