Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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