What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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