We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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