tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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