i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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