Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
