Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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