TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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