i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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