What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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