Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think I just sharted jello shots
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
