he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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