If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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