i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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