it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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