I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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