Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Randomize
