im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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