i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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