How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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