Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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