Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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