Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You dont lie about slip and slides
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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