so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
