I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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