ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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