i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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