Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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