i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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