and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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