3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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