im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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