I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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