Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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