I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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