he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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