He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My vagina is very pro this idea
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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