I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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