I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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