You can't special order awesome
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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