No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
