I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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