We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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