i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
