Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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