That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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